You Know You Have Been In The Desert Too Long When...
Seventy Degrees starts to feel cold
You actually long for vegetation
You actually stop when there is snow
You are happy when it rains
You actually like earth tones
You can't imagine a house without stucco
You forget there are four seasons
Your car's windshield wipers atrophy from a lack of use.
The steering wheel is literally too hot to handle
You realize the word hot is relative.